Read The Epiphany Machine Online Free - A searing alternative history of New York city, from the 60s to the near future, in which a tattoo machine is rumored to inscribe insightful assessments on its users’ forearms—with irreversible consequences.
Everyone else knows the truth about you, now you can know it, too.
That’s the promise of Adam Lyon’s epiphany machine, or at least the headline of an original promotional flyer he uses in the 1960s. At that point, Adam is already hosting regular salon nights in his tiny New York City apartment, where his guests can offer up their forearms to his junky old contraption and receive important, personal revelations in the form of a tattoo.
Over the decades, Adam’s apparatus teaches John Lennon to love The Beatles, takes early blame for the spread of HIV, and predicts several violent crimes. But most significant to Adam may be the days on which he marks the arm of Venter Lowood’s mother, and then his father, and then Venter himself.
It’s Venter, a bright but lost young man, who becomes Adam’s protégé. It’s Venter who records the testimonials from epiphany machine users, who studies another writer’s history of the machine. And it’s Venter who reads Adam’s pamphlet, distributed into the 90s and aughts, that adds to his original oath:
There are absolutely no circumstances under which your epiphanies or any other personal information will be shared with law enforcement.
It’s Venter who will be forced to reconcile himself to this important caveat, when the government begins asking questions about a very specific tattoo that marks the arm of his best friend.
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December 10, 2017
New Entry into Pantheon of Cult Classics?
Words are like weapons: they wound sometimes.
Diane Warren, "If I Could Turn Back Time" (quoted in epigraphs to novel)
Perhaps the initial hesitation of lit reviewers and literary readers to pick up this gem comes from the failure of the publ...
January 15, 2018
The tale of a machine that mysteriously writes a message on your arm – a message that alerts you to something significant, a message that is seeking to steer you. Well that sounds interesting enough. The trouble is that the idea here is better than the execution. Well, in truth, I b...
June 30, 2017
"You already know what the machine will write on your arm. That lie you've been telling yourself—you know what it is. That blind spot is not really a blind spot—you're choosing to look away." The epiphany machine tattoos a statement on the forearms of people who want to find out something about t...
August 06, 2017
The Epiphany Machine is based on an interesting premise. Adam Lyons has created/discovered a machine that tattoos on the subject's forearm a central truth about that person's life. Our narrator, Venter Lowood, receives a tattoo that says DEPENDENT ON THE OPINION OF OTHERS. Some other tattoos: FOC...
August 06, 2017
I imagine if this novel had arms and one of those arms were inked with its own epiphany tattoo, it would read: PROMISING PREMISE BUT OTHERWISE PAINFULLY DULL & PLODDING.
August 06, 2017
The Epiphany Machine had an excellent premise, and the start of the book really hooked me. I was excited to read about these characters, how the epiphany machine would change their lives, and the truth behind the epiphany machine.
Unfortunately, the author decided to make the main character an unl...
July 26, 2017
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What would my epiphany tattoo be? What would yours be?
“The worst possible thing you could think of to say about someone will almost certainly be your epiphany.”
The epiphany machine tattoos on the forearm a one-sentence “truth” about the person receivi...
June 26, 2017
Thank you to Penguin's First to Read Program for the opportunity to read this book in exchange for my honest review. The Epiphany Machine, by new author David Burr Gerrard, is the story of a tattoo machine that inscribes one’s inner-most insights onto his or her forearm. The story is told through...
May 29, 2017
2.5 stars. This book didn't really have anything happen in it. When things did actually happen it left a lot of unanswered questions. We don't know if Adam was a fraud or not. If the machine actually worked. Where it came from. If it had divine power. The main character, Venter, was a useless and...
August 12, 2017
I was really looking forward to this book. It started out great. But then it stalled out and I got tired of reading the same self flagellation repeated ad nauseam. I didn't care for any of the main characters. I'm not even sure it was worth the effort put in to finish it. Disappointing for sure....