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"I have the best words, beautiful words, as everybody has been talking and talking about for a long time. Also? The best sentences and, what do you call them, paragraphs. My previous books were great and sold extremely, unbelievably well--even the ones by dishonest, disgusting so-called journalists. But those writers didn't understand Trump, because quite frankly they were major losers. People say if you want it done right you have to do it yourself, even when 'it' is a 'memoir.' So every word of this book was written by me, using a special advanced word processing system during the many, many nights I've been forced to stay alone in the White House--only me, just me, trust me, nobody helped. And it's all 100% true, so true--people are already saying it may be the truest book ever published. Enjoy."
Until Donald Trump publishes his account of his entire four or eight or one-and-a-half years in the White House, the definitive chronicle will be You Can't Spell America Without Me: The Really Tremendous Inside Story of My Fantastic First Year As President.
He was elected because he was the most frank presidential candidate in history, a man always eager to tell the unvarnished truth about others' flaws as well as his own excellence. Now that refreshingly compulsive un-PC candor is applied to his time as leader of the free world. The mind-boggling private encounters with world leaders. The genius backroom strategy sessions with White House advisers. His triumphs over the dishonest news media. The historic, world-changing decisions -- many of them secret until now. What he really thinks of Melania and Ivanka and Jared, Donald Jr. and Eric and the other one. And many spectacular, historic, exclusive photographs of him in private and public, making America great again.
Presented by two of America's foremost Trump scholars, Alec Baldwin and Kurt Andersen.
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December 18, 2017
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To say my expectations may have been set a bit too high when it comes to this release might be the understatement of 2017. Little did I know that by the time I was able to get my hands on a copy, what had been so hilarious to watch on...
November 27, 2017
I have a hard time listening to DJT at the best of times, and listening to him at all now is a drain, nearly a year into the most bizarre presidency ever. Therefore I almost didn’t bother with Alex Baldwin’s parody which would have been a pity. I later learned (via NYT Book Review editor Pamela P...
January 09, 2018
I wish that I loved this, because there’s not much more I enjoy than a good chuckle at the expense of 45. But, sadly, it fell flat. I expected a smart, witty parody, and at parts, I got that, but overall, instead of the satire I desired, I got a book that very literally felt like it was written b...
December 09, 2017
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That’s a long title, isn’t it? And if you don’t already know, I really hate Trump and everything he stands for. I also find Alec Baldwin as Trump one of the funniest things alive since he’s actually pretty spot on but over the top, but also r...
November 08, 2017
Can anyone really satirize the self-satirized antics of Donald Trump?
Comics have faced that challenge since Trump reassured the nation about the size of his genitals during the GOP presidential debate in March 2016. If parody requires exaggeration, what does Trump’s real-life performance leave to...
February 03, 2018
Hilarious audiobook—particularly the first part read by Alec Baldwin as Trump and then as himself. Baldwin was so funny (even after he said he was now reading as himself) that it took me a while to be able to hear the second reader, writer Kurt Andersen who reads as a writer. The third reader is...
December 20, 2017
I was led to this book by Trish's great review as it would not have been on my radar otherwise.
I enjoyed the satire very much, but as a sustained roar, it started to lose power after a while. I think that's because I get far too much of the real thing on the news for it to be effective. Alec Bald...
November 19, 2017
Since Trump's election, I've read many serious books analyzing how America got to what I, along with many others, consider a crisis of democracy, so it was refreshing to read a parody about it. The authors are two experienced Trump satirists: Alec Baldwin, who has been mimicking Trump on SNL all...
December 21, 2017
This is exactly how I'd imagine a book if Trump sat down and wrote one. Well done, and a much needed laugh in the midst of a constant fear and stress!
December 07, 2017
Definitely 5 stars in a lot of places, but like most full-length parodies - think any SNL skit turned into a movie - it's hard to keep up that pace, and so ends up going on a little too long. But if you like the Baldwin sketches, you'll enjoy this overall, and probably laugh out loud more than a...