Read Slouch Witch (The Lazy Girl's Guide to Magic, #1) Online Free - Let's get one thing straight - Ivy Wilde is not a heroine. In fact, she's probably the last witch in the world who you'd call if you needed a magical helping hand, regardless of her actual abilities. If it were down to Ivy, she'd spend all day every day on her sofa where she could watch TV, munch junk food and talk to her feline familiar to her heart's content.
However, when a bureaucratic disaster ends up with Ivy as the victim of a case of mistaken identity, she's yanked very unwillingly into Arcane Branch, the investigative department of the Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn. Her problems are quadrupled when a valuable object is stolen right from under the Order's noses. It doesn't exactly help that she's been magically bound to Adeptus Exemptus Raphael Winter. He might have piercing sapphire eyes and a body which a cover model would be proud of but, as far as Ivy's concerned, he's a walking advertisement for the joyless perils of too much witch-work.
And if he makes her go to the gym again, she's definitely going to turn him into a frog.
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September 12, 2017
Urban fantasy that feels like Tango & Cash as written by Ilona Andrews.
Ivy Wilde is a witch who was kicked out of the Order early in her career. Despite being brilliant and powerful, she's taken that as the cue to aggressively slack off. Years later the Order forces itself back into her life...
June 15, 2017
I had a break in between doing work and school. I decided to read this book for just a few chapters and ended up sleeping at 5am to finish it.
It's nothing incredibly complex plot wise but I can totally relate to Ivy in so many levels about being a lazy ass.
It's a fun light paranormal book with...
September 08, 2017
I got this a while ago and put it off because I don't find the lazy thing terribly appealing. Once I picked it up, though, I had a hard time stopping and found myself closing the book (okay, turning off the Surface) late at night with a contented sigh. I just loved Ivy and Winter didn't suck, eve...
June 30, 2017
2 1/2 barely
Urban fantasy light. Very light, in both senses of the word.
It reads easily, but as a UF it lacks a tight, logical mystery. They don't really sleuth, they stumble around. World-building is pretty confused too, that thin layer's that there..
The plot is what makes less sense to me. An...
July 24, 2017
Light urban fantasy. Funny heroine and cat. Author not great at relationship scenes but the story is good.
July 12, 2017
Welcome to the lazy girls' club!
If I were to be one of the characters in this book, who would I be? I'd be Ivy of course; I'm a lazy bum and proud. Hehe. Let's not forget about Brutus. I swear, I could hear my cat plotting the world's apocalypse. Beware, cats will rule the world! (if you were won...
July 03, 2017
This made for a cute and fun read. The heroine was so quirky and the banter hilarious. Plus there is a talking cat that calls people "bitch" and constantly demands food. I loved the familiars/cats in this read.
I wanted a bit more in the sense of closure but I guess that's to be expected in a ser...
July 08, 2017
What fun. Ivy, our h, used to be a hard-working, dedicated student of the Magical Order - until they turned their back on her. Now, she's an easy-going, work just enough to get by, have fun - kind of girl. Until circumstances pair her up with Rafe Winters, Order Cop. Forced to work together these...
June 02, 2017
Reviewed by Whitney@Shooting Stars Reviews
Slouch Witch begins when Ivy ends up being bound to an Order witch because there was a huge misunderstanding with her friend Eve. Now, she must be around this guy constantly or her skin feels like its burning alive. Things get worse when someone tries to...
July 05, 2017
Part of me just doesn't know how to feel about this book. Ivy is somehow both sympathetic and not -
she's lazy, gross, irresponsible, indifferent, witty, irreverent, sarcastic, genuine, and kind. I liked her and disliked her equally. Winter is tough to get a handle on, but that's probably due to...