Nightlight: A Parody by The Harvard Lampoon

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Read Nightlight: A Parody Online Free - About three things I was absolutely certain.
First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe.
Second, there was a vampire part of him--which I assumed was wildly out of his control--that wanted me dead.
And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably wished he had kissed me.


And thus Belle Goose falls in love with the mysterious and sparkly Edwart Mullen in the Harvard Lampoon’s hilarious send-up of Twilight.

Pale and klutzy, Belle arrives in Switchblade, Oregon looking for adventure, or at least an undead classmate. She soon discovers Edwart, a super-hot computer nerd with zero interest in girls. After witnessing a number of strange events–Edwart leaves his tater tots untouched at lunch! Edwart saves her from a flying snowball!–Belle has a dramatic revelation: Edwart is a vampire. But how can she convince Edwart to bite her and transform her into his eternal bride, especially when he seems to find girls so repulsive?

Complete with romance, danger, insufficient parental guardianship, creepy stalker-like behavior, and a vampire prom, Nightlight is the uproarious tale of a vampire-obsessed girl, looking for love in all the wrong places.



Title : Nightlight: A Parody
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ISBN : 0307476103
Edition Language : English
Format Type : Paperback
Number of Pages : 154 pages


Reviews


Sarah705 rated it ★☆☆☆☆

March 31, 2010

Creative Response Belle is my name I've never wanted fame I'm a little different, it's true But so are you! Edwart you are Into your eyes I can see far Your eyes changed to green By me you can be seen You're a vampire, I know Even if it doesn't show You may say you're not But that's not what I thought Until I...


Alli rated it ★★★★★

January 15, 2012

This was ABSOLUTELY hilarious. This is what everyone was (or should have been) thinking while reading the Twilight books. There are conversations such as this: Belle and her dad before Edwart picks her up: "So, Belle, what's new today?" "Dad," I said, grasping his hands and looking directly into his...


Manny rated it ★★☆☆☆

November 19, 2009

Not quite as terrible as I first thought, but still pretty bad. To give you some idea of what it's like, here's one of the passages I most enjoyed. Belle Goose is talking to her father:"So, Belle, what's new today?" "Dad," I said, grasping his hands and looking directly into his eyes. "I'm in the...


chucklesthescot rated it ★☆☆☆☆

October 19, 2011

Utter shite to put it bluntly. I could write something funnier. Here is an example of the side-splitting humour... She had brown bushy hair in a ponytail that was more like a squirrel tail in the context of her beady squirrel eyes.I thought I recognised her from somewhere, but I couldn't place it....


Vinaya rated it ★★★☆☆

May 08, 2011

I wiped the chemical dust off my clothes and sat down. Without looking at Edwart, I pulled out my textbook and notepad. Then, without looking at Edwart, I looked at the board and wrote down the terms Mr. Franklin had written. I don’t think other people in my situation could do quite so many thing...


Miffy rated it ★★☆☆☆

February 26, 2010

I love how people try to justify their bad reviews for this book by continuously stating that they do not like Twilight and that they are in fact true lovers of a parody. I really liked this book. But anything that takes piss out of this universal tragedy is a win. Some of the reviews here stated...


Gemma rated it ★★★★☆

May 19, 2010

It's hardly ground-breaking, but I'm giving it four stars on the sheer enjoyment factor. I'm actually a fan of the Twilight books, but I get that Stephenie Meyer is no Shakespeare and this series is hardly world class literature. Twilight's gotten so huge it was only a matter of time before someo...


Reading Teen rated it ★★★★★

April 19, 2011

Okay, so let me start with the fact that, yes, as shocking as it may be, I have read Twilight. So, after reading my review of this awesomely genius book, you can't use the excuse of, "You haven't read it, you don't understand!" I have read it. So, to all you Twilight fans, (And possible Harry Pot...


Tatiana rated it ★★★☆☆

December 29, 2010

This was a Christmas gift from my brother. He bought it for me because he “couldn’t remember which of those Twilight books you had already.” So sweet. And it’s a fitting gift from someone who only watches comedy and whose favorite TV show is “SNL.” Nightlight is a parody—you guessed it— of the fi...


Heather rated it ★★★★★

February 02, 2011

This book was probably written by a bunch of drunk Lampoon employees at 2am. Then again, the book it's parodying reads like it was written in about 45 minutes by an unpopular 16-year-old girl who is dying to be part of the 'cool' crowd, so I suppose the authors got it bang-on with Nightlight. The...





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